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Not to be confused with Catz, the crazy guy.
Or this guy.
File:Cloud cat.jpeg
see… weird.

Cats are a race of weird animals who do weird things like steal your change or imitate a cloud. Gravity Cat, Longcat, Ceiling Cat and Dunecat are the most powerful cats of them all and the Scratch cat is the most n00bish. They are very hard to amuse. They hate Dogs.

If you want a cat, then you must first get $1,000,000. This is to pay for the possible damages. Then, you get all your protective gear, and put it on. THEN you go get a cat. If it dislikes you, it will make sure you never forget it. You will spend the rest of your life regretting the moment you decided to get a cat.

File:Crusha TV-ad.
An advert made by cats. It was popular as lotsa idiots were crushed after it was broadcasted.

Famous Cats