Template:QuoteTemplate:Character InfoboxBuzz Lightyear is a space ranger from A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away who sometimes thinks he's a toy, whether he is or not. He is a minion of Kamafagee. He likes to fall with style. He is definitely not related to Mrs. Nesbitt.
Buzz was born a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, destined to save the galaxy. However, all of that is false really, and he's really a toy, but don't tell him.
Becoming a Space Ranger
His father was a
jedi space ranger, so he decided to follow in his father's footsteps. He joined the space rangers. He gets some cool armor, and they add a helmet so he wouldn't land on his head anymore, because that tends to happen a lot to him.
While on a mission to find the straightjacket of doom, Buzz later crash-landed on a weird planet. He emerged from his spacecraft to find a cowboy named Woody. Woody kidnapped Buzz, and continuously him he's a space ranger, not a toy. Buzz tries to leave, but Woody stops him, so Buzz falls with style. They eventually become friends after Woody pushes him out a window.
After Woody and Buzz become friends, they go to Buzz's home planet: Pizza Planet. There, they find
Darth Vader Zurg. They do a massive battle involving many pairs of pants, and then Zurg reveals HE is Buzz's father. They then proceed to play ball, like real father and son.