BREAKFAST! is a type of food in the stoner age which is eaten mostly by Tyrannosaurs Alan, George Volcano, and sometimes Breakfast and even Baby Yoshi. BREAKFAST! has been a long-time rival of DINNER, a meal of Hyrule that is endorsed by King Harkinian.
It is unknown when or how exactly BREAKFAST! was invented, but it is known it was done by idiots a long, long, long \time ago.