(UnAnything article from an alternate universe.)
ShowBiz Pizza is a pizza place run by an imposter of Pedo Bear known as Billy Bob Brockoli. It is known for that fact that every customer that goes in the restaurant is never seen again. ShowBiz Pizza has been closed down several times, but Pedo Bear is the one punished. Billy Bob re-opened ShowBiz Pizza. Ingredients may vary, but they are almost always poisonous. There is only one restaurant and it is located somewhere in New York City, just across the street from Spider-Man's house. The building is made with thick cardboard and duct tape.
In 2012, investigations show that the poison contained in the pizzas are Cementygas. The restaurant is now fully quarantined, but another one was opened down the block.
On November 9, 2013, ShowBiz Pizza was finally shutdown after the cops drove by and saw Billy Bob feeding Two children poisoned Meat Pizza. The cops then broke in and got Billy Bob arrested. Billy Bob was sued over -$10000000000000000000000000 undollars and was sentenced over 9000 years. ShowBiz Pizza was shut down and demolished on November 17, 2013.
It was rumored that Ganon and/or Peter Pan is running a top secret underground ShowBiz Pizza store somewhere in New York City. These rumors are FALSE. However, the website for ShowBiz Pizza is still online (though it can only be accessed by members of the Elmo Gang for some reason). The only chance of any ShowBiz Pizza ever being opened again is if the real Pedo Bear decided it would be kinda funny to poison people, which wouldn't pass him. On 25th September 2018, Billy Bob Re-opened the brand and opened restaurant in San Francisco, Chicago, Washington D.C. and a Kmart.
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|Regular Pizza||Pizza with poison crust, poison sauce, and poison cheese.||$100|
|Meat Pizza||A regular pizza with poison pepperoni, poison sausage, and poison bacon.||$200|
|Vegetarian Pizza||A poison meat pizza with a poison hamburger patty on top of it.||$200|
|Dessert Pizza||A pizza with poison cookies for crust, with poison ice cream for the rest of the pizza.||$10|
|Poisonous Pizza||A pizza with random toppings, but it always contains lava for sauce. Ironically, it is the only nonpoisonous item serves at this restaurant, although it is still dangerous to ingest.||$13.37|
|Spaghetti Pizza||A pizza with spaghetti on it. Oh, and it has poison.||$15|