Koko's reaction to 2Guys1Bottle

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Koko is relaxing inside at her computer with a glass of lemonade.)

Koko: Someone sent me a link to this thing called "2 Guys 1 Bottle". What is it?

(Koko clicks the link. Lover's Theme by Herve Roy starts playing. I won't describe what's on Koko's computer screen, for obvious reasons.)

Koko: Why are they naked? What's that thing between their legs? It looks like a second tail. EW! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HOW BOYS PEE!

(Koko spits out her lemonade in disgust.)

Koko: Why is one of them peeing into a bottle? Who would do that? OH MY GOSH! WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DRINK ANOTHER PERSON'S PEE? I DON'T WANT TO DRINK LEMONADE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS!

(Koko dumps the glass of lemonade on the floor.)

Koko: That settles it. Not only do boys have cooties, they're also disgusting.

(Koko closes the tab with the video. Then she clears her browser history, so she doesn't have to look at that video again.)

MORAL: Don't click on every link you see. It could be a shock site (like in the story), phishing, or even malware.