Kammie and the Laxative

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Kammie: What is this strange chocolate bar doing in the bathroom? I'm going to eat it and find out what it's for.

*30 minutes later*

(Kammie is in her room.)

Kammie: Ugh, I don't feel so good... I need to go to the bathroom...

(Kammie goes to the bathroom to use the toilet. She immediately has diarrhea due to the chocolate laxative.)

Kammie: Oh my gosh! It smells so bad! And it's taking FOREVER to come out!

(Kandy knocks on the door.)

Kammie: OCCUPIED!

(About 10 minutes later, Kammie is finished. She wipes her butt, then flushes the toilet.)

Kammie: Now I know what "laxative" means...

(Kammie comes out; Kandy comes in.)

Kandy: What happened to that laxative chocolate bar? I was gonna use that for a prank... But I really need to pee.

THE END

Moral: Don't eat stuff you find in the bathroom, even if it looks like candy. It might make you very sick.